... I will with great dignity resist making comments about "interfacing" and "ports" but I will say this... Wallaby rainbow dreams ignite when circumvented
What.. I said I was gonna say something. Not that it was gonna be relivent to the conversation.
See? See!? Fear my lack of definability. This way, when the stricken target send out a distress message, they are too confused for it to help! Muwahahaha!
Become a vigilante of the high seas...errr...high um...space. A few months of these heroic shenanigans, should see you breaking almost every limb you own - hence labeling you the next Iron Man....errr Titanium Man..bot....thing...pirate.
I prefer the new wave of techno piracy to be honest. Hence, my leg is titanium reinforced. Just waiting to break various other bits to get the rest done up as well ;)
Hey Wessick, welcome to the Landscaper...grab a tool from shed and join the ride. Indeed - Ty has definitely done better than most expected...myself included. He was creative with his choices, kind of like Dan in that way. Even though there was no fire, no nails, no fire nails - Ty held his own against some pretty rough characters. All shall be continued next week. Great to hear you're digging the comic...and welcome again to our crazy world. c-
Ahh Arretu, I'm pretty sure his leg is made of the fleshy bony stuff legs are made of....except in the case when your leg is made of wood...which his is not...a least I don't think. Agreed, it probably would have ached a little after the act. But strong guys, and Bo Jackson seem to be able to do this with ease. I think personally it was just a extra slap in the face to Jack - after the literal slap in the face to Jack. c-
I'd like a double cheeseburger and the answer to my prayers that
our li'le orange pal won't be killed or hospitalized after this fight.
And a rootbeer.
Your one stop shop for all things...um...loose, bloody, and or violent. Wasn't that our mission statement when we started the comic all those moons ago?
Not sure Ty is familiar with such "ancient dwarven sayings" but hopefully he's studied up. I'm personally hoping there will be no teeth on groin in this particular battle - as I really don't want to draw those panels ;p Still good saying none the less - Indeed, Ty definitely grown on the LS population.. even myself - and I know where this is all going...Somedays...alas...I wish I didn't. I wish I was reader like yourselves. I would definitely dig reading this each each week not knowing what coming next...curse me, and my stupid knowing. Someone else continue this comic, and I will read each week....any takers???? I bequeath the Landscaper unto you....
Ancient dwarven saying "When your hands are level with my head, my teeth are level with your groin"
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... and all the male readers cring as they read this.
heheh guys go back a few pages and read our comments about Jack... how we thought he would be dead by now and so on... and now we cheer him and try to think for him...
I don't think Dan's met up with Kira just yet, frenzy. Ty left the house by way of roof - around 9:30 or so, based on the clock on his desk. At the moment we're probably sitting on just after 10:00pm - So Danny's still out there somewhere - But it's comic time, so it's always a little faster or slower depending. Dan's probably not expecting all this is going down tonight, as he's just put ...or aided in the putting...of their leader in the KPD tank. Also, he's evicted them from their place of dwelling by fire and brimstone and all the good things that go with that. Still, it is a cold night...a cold night. c-
Haha - I told you, scaper minds think alike, Karen. I figured you were expecting such things, based on your comment last week, so good to see we can still surprise you....unless you're being sarcastic, which in that case - we've failed on such surprises. That line was always in the original script, as it just lent it's self perfectly based on the visual... and to be honest, where I can throw stuff like that in...such things will be thrown. That was great that you caught us to the punch...line - We do have many a clever readers on this comic. :)
Ty's been kicking ass since the beginning of the evening, frenzy - sometimes it's good to just be humbled...or punched in the face..to humble you. Or - just render you sleepy.
Agreed, Ghost of Raron - I think Dean is enjoying the this twist of events a little too much. However - Dean's come up against the real Scaper twice now...so a little punk wannabe pumpkin version probably doesn't intimidate him one bit...However, he'lll never look at a cola can the same way again. c-
Personally... I think grabbing him, blowing smoke in his face, and taunting him is a BAD idea. He has offcially let down his guard... and letting down your guard three inches from one of the landscaper crew (yes that is what I am calling them now. The LC for short) is a BBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD idea.
@ Karen, ditto that one... Probably because we were all rooting for the underdog:)
But when i saw it done i didn't think it merited comment... So hope he lives to become "Gardenboy" or something simular;)
Yeah and since his idol is chilling it with his ladyfriend (assuming i have the timeline right) the odds of him showing up to save the day are negligible... Or in the words of the dark night to his cronies:
"I dont need help"
(Scarecrow: "not my diagnoses")
"what makes you different? what gives you the right?!"
"I'm not wearing hockeypads!"
He seems to be losing all the sports equipment necessary to actually play the sport. I think he should consider sports that don't involve sports equipment....like....um....long distance running? To be fair, the staple gun did do a fair bit of damage....when...um....guys were caught off guard - and ....um...well that was pretty much it. Although, stapling the hand was quite effective in releasing the choke hold. But you need to be conscious to do any of these things. c-
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